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I Cost $2720 A Night

Mon Feb 23, 2009, 3:33 PM
Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

Total: $150


Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[x] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $225

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[x] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $275

Total so far: $375


Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $475


Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total so far: $795


Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[x] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[ ] No - $600

Total so far: $1,045


Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $400
[ ]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[x] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Total so far: $1,070

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1,470


Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total: $1,970


Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[ ] Nope - $1000
[x] some- $750

Final Total: $2720

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:iconvegetariansquishy:
I got 2870.
Mostly because I don't trust calculators.

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:iconfinelyartistic15:
Ah, I see. :)

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:iconerulover:
Wow...my, my man-bitch. You're very expensive, I should probably start selling you for nights at a time...Lol!

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"If home is where the heart is, then we're all just fucked"-Fall Out Boy, "27".
:iconfinelyartistic15:
*gasps* lol

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:iconerulover:
WEll I'd get a big cut of that money...lol...since I'd be the pimp if you were a prostitute!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm hyper...XD

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"If home is where the heart is, then we're all just fucked"-Fall Out Boy, "27".
:iconfinelyartistic15:
unless i put the money in my butt.....

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:iconelenneysanicola:
You belong to a pimp? *gasp*

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:iconerulover:
Psh...I'd get someone to retrieve it!!!! HAHAHA!!

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"If home is where the heart is, then we're all just fucked"-Fall Out Boy, "27".
:iconfinelyartistic15:
Well, at school anyway. My owner is a girl, but we're not in a relationship. But somehow we're married. And people are trying to steal me from my mistress, both men and women. I don't care who owns me, but I'm content with mine now because she's nice. Did that make ANY sense at all??

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